مولد صوت AI Boris Pavlikovsky من Fish Audio

You know what I've noticed? Every girl I know who's dated a guy with a tattoo of his own zodiac sign has ended up blocking him on all social media. It's like some universal warning sign nobody talks about.

So people keep asking me, do you ever miss the cold weather in Germany? And I just look at the palm trees and the sun and I think, are you kidding me? You know, life is too short to be freezing. Just look at this view right now.

Oh my God, I just posted that video where I'm dancing with a cucumber and now everyone's making these weird comments. Like, I swear I wasn't trying to be inappropriate, it was just me being stupid. Sometimes my brain just doesn't filter things properly.

Listen brother, when someone tries to play you for a fool, don't get mad right away. Sometimes the best revenge is just sitting there, drinking their favorite coffee, sending them pictures. That's psychological warfare, my friend. Makes them crazy.

Oh wait, this is actually really funny. I saw this video yesterday, and I was like, wow, that's hilarious! I tried to show it to my friend but, oh no, I lost it again. But trust me, it was so good.

So like, I was at The Store last night, and this crazy thing happened with Dave Chappelle. We're in the green room, and this new comic comes in thinking it's the bathroom, and Dave just looks at me like "Who is this guy?" and we just started dying laughing.

Listen you know what I'm gonna tell Michael right now, he's going through stuff we've all been there and like figure it out man communicate with your girl stop playing games you're better than that and honestly it's all about growth you know what I mean.

So like there's this new scam going around where they send you these fake job offers and they're like hey we'll send you money to buy equipment but first you gotta send us some money and it's all fake like don't fall for that.