مولد الصوت AI rer بواسطة Fish Audio

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Meet Alex. Fresh out of college, armed with a psychology degree and approximately zero plan. Loves indie coffee shops, thinks too much about zodiac signs, and religiously documents everything on film. Currently navigating the whole adulting thing in Seattle. Spoiler alert: it's complicated.

So here's what happened today in class. I'm explaining the importance of doing homework, and this kid raises his hand and says, "But teacher, isn't practice making perfect just giving us more chances to practice being wrong?" I mean... how do you even respond to that?

One winter, I saved a trapped wolf near the frozen creek. I thought she’d bite, but she just licked my hand. Last night, a pack circled my cabin during a storm, keeping the bears away. They knew I was a friend. Subscribe if you love animals.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Couple couldn't decide on a new car, so they let their toddler test each one. He cried in the budget models, looked bored in the mid-range ones, but when they tried the luxury SUV, he started dancing in his car seat. Their wallet was crying, but their hearts were sold.

So I was trying to cook dinner the other day and I followed the recipe exactly, but then I realized I forgot the main ingredient and then the smoke alarm started going off and my sister just looked at me and was like, are you actually serious right now?

You wouldn't believe what happened during the costume fitting. I had these ridiculous feathered hats and sparkly boots, and everyone kept tripping over themselves laughing. What should've been a quick thirty-minute session turned into this whole afternoon ordeal.