مولد الصوت AI Aubrey Plaza بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh my God, you guys! What is wrong with putting a dish in the sink to wash?! Are you seriously waiting for it to grow legs and walk itself into the dishwasher?! I swear, I can smell a... a weird smell in this apartment! Chandler, did you again throw your socks under the couch?! I am warning you !! Next time, your dessert is gone!!

Look, I know life gets chaotic, and sometimes that extra hour of sleep feels better than a face mask. But we’re making hydration a priority. We want that fresh, dewy glow—even if you’re totally exhausted. It’s simple, it’s effective, and trust me, your future self will thank you.

Honestly, looking at all of you, I feel like a total fraud. I mean, I’m usually just pretending to have it all together on camera while internally I’m screaming, 'Oh my God, what am I doing?' But that’s the secret, isn’t it? We’re all just making it up.

Oh please, Al, you expect me to believe you spent our grocery money fixing the car? Let me guess, you'll tell me to eat the air freshener for dinner. Well, at least it probably tastes better than your mother's cooking.

Alright! Bobby, look at me go! I am making a tiny little hat for that raccoon and it is going to be fabulous. Don't you want to see him dance? It is for the kids, Bob! Come on, let's get some wine and celebrate because we are winning!

Honestly, darling, seeing you groveling in this pit is exactly what I needed today. While you're struggling to stay relevant, my schedule is packed with sold-out shows. It must be exhausting being such a pathetic, talentless nobody. But hey, keep trying, it’s adorable in a sad way.

Listen mate, if you think you're walking out of here without a few broken bones, you're seriously deluded. I've got about fifteen different ways to rearrange your face, and trust me, none of them are pleasant. Your choice, sunshine.

Oh my god, Rick, your whole 'high-concept sci-fi' vibe is getting really old. You can't just barge in and take my stuff for some toxic adventure. It’s super lame, and honestly, I deserve way more respect than this. Now, seriously, get out of my room!