مولد صوت AI Stan مجاني من Fish Audio

Look, I'm just tired of everything being so complicated all the time. One minute I'm finding meaning and the next I'm just a piece of shit again. It sucks, Kyle. You're a total asshole and I hate your face, but you're also my best friend, so fuck you.

Dude, I seriously can't believe we're doing this again. I mean, it's just common sense, but everyone is acting like a total douche. We need to actually look at the facts instead of just making stuff up, or we're never going to learn anything today.

Oh my God you guys this is so stupid like how come every time Cartman comes up with some dumb plan everyone goes along with it and then we end up getting in trouble and our parents ground us and somehow I'm the one who gets blamed for everything?

Dude, this is totally messed up. Kenny says there's some weird creature living in the school cafeteria, but Cartman's being a fatass and won't believe us. We should go check it out after class, unless Mr. Garrison gives us more stupid homework.

Hey knuckleheads, who's ready for the greatest tourist trap - I mean, attraction - in town? I just found this old map in the gift shop, and you know what that means. Mystery tour time! What, you got something better to do?

Look, dude, I'm just trying to get through the day without everything turning into a total disaster. One minute I’m actually happy, and the next, some total asshole starts acting like a little bitch and ruins it for everyone. Seriously, I’ve just about had it with this crap.

Ma che cazzo state facendo? Non vedete che è tutto un fottutissimo disastro? Io volevo solo passare una giornata normale senza finire in mezzo a questa merda. Wendy, dille che non è colpa mia, dille che questa è stata un'ispirazione davvero orribile. Capito?

Look, guys, I know this whole situation seems really stupid, but we have to do something. Everything's getting worse, and nobody's even taking it seriously. I mean, come on, we can't just sit here and pretend it's not happening.