مولد الصوت AI m بواسطة Fish Audio

Yo I gotta tell you guys something real quick I just deleted all my social media apps cause honestly that shit was messing with my head like every time I open them I just get annoyed and stressed out so I'm done with that garbage for real this time.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Well I guess like the neighbor's dog was barking again and I thought maybe they weren't home or something because usually they don't let it go on that long right but then I saw them in the yard so I don't know what that's about.

This guy found the smartest way to save money at the grocery store. When he noticed items getting thrown out at closing time, he made friends with the manager. But what happened next was incredible - they started giving him all the perfectly good food for free.

Yo chat, listen, we really going to South America next, I’m telling y’all! W Brazil, I promise I’m coming soon. I gotta see the goats out there, it’s gonna be crazy. What of hell, why is everyone saying L? It’s a massive W, chat!

Well I guess they're doing that thing again where like, you know how people always say it's supposed to be different but then it's not really working right? I mean, maybe that's why they changed it, but I don't understand how anyone could think that would fix anything.

Yo wait hold up, you telling me you just got verified on Twitter? That's crazy bro, like actually insane. Let me check real quick, hold on... Wait what? Nah man, that's not even you, that's someone else with your name, you feel me?

Like, why do we even need to sleep? It's literally just laying there doing nothing for like eight hours, you know? Like I could be doing so many other things but no, my stupid body's like "time to shut down now" and I'm just like, ugh.