مولد الصوت AI Zach بواسطة Fish Audio

Hey y'all, just landed in Miami and I gotta tell you, this weather is absolutely insane right now. Got a couple meetings with some friends here, then heading straight to the venue for tonight's show. Can't wait to see everyone there!

Look, whenever life starts getting way too crazy, I just tell myself that if you can't find the light at the end of the tunnel, just bring your own flashlight, y'all. Or better yet, a taco. Ain't nobody ever had a bad time with a taco in their hand.

So we're sitting on the back porch, right? Just me and the boys passing around a bottle of cheap whiskey. I start strumming this old guitar and suddenly everyone's humming along like it actually matters. We weren't trying to be stars, we were just telling our stories.

Hey buddy just wanted to let you know I'm coming back to town next month and you better be there this time I've got some awesome new stuff to show you and we can hang out after the show it's gonna be great.

So I was supposed to go to this gig with my band and like, I totally forgot to bring my guitar picks and stuff, and I ended up using this weird plastic card thing I found in my wallet, and anyway the show actually turned out pretty good even though I was just winging it.

Tried using one of those dating apps where you rate yourself, but it kept giving me an error message. Turns out you can't divide by awesome. Sorry ladies, I broke the algorithm again.

Yo check this out, instead of having regular job interviews we should make people fight their evil clone in the metaverse and stream that shit on TikTok. Winner gets the job, loser gets deleted, call it LinkedIn Thunderdome.

Okay, so does anyone else's dog insist on sitting in the most inconvenient spots while you're trying to work? Like seriously, Marley just planted herself right on my laptop keyboard. I mean, how am I supposed to say no to that face?