مولد صوت AI مجاني Tom Akuma من Fish Audio

This little boy was waiting at the bus stop when he saw an elderly woman struggling with her groceries. And when he offered to help her, she smiled and gave him a cookie from her shopping bag. See this, they now meet every Tuesday to share cookies and stories.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

ふむ...面白い動きをするね。相手の攻撃パターンが見えてきた気がする。でも、まだ何か隠しているはずだ。このまま様子を見て、完璧なカウンターのタイミングを待とう。君の本当の力が見たいんだ。

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.