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Look at you, sitting there like a broken clock that's right twice a day. Ain't got no sense, ain't got no direction. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Just making excuses and whining about everything. Pathetic.

Look at this fucking mess I've made. Every goddamn time I try to fix things, I just make them worse. Therapy's supposed to help? What a fucking joke. I'm sitting here, same shit different day, wondering if I'll ever stop being such a fucking disappointment.

Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

Lord, please have mercy on my soul for this terrible re-vitiligo. Every single morning I wake up just a little bit blacker and more charcoal-colored than the day before. It is a pure tragedy, I tell you! I just want to be among some fine, upstanding white people.

Damn fool come in here acting like he own the place ain't got two nickels to rub together but running his mouth like he somebody important shit make me sick ain't nobody tell you to come round here with that bullshit get your broke ass out my face fore I lose my damn mind.

Listen here, you little shit. I'm getting real tired of your games and bullshit excuses. You think you can just dance around the issue? Well guess what, I ain't playing along. Either get to the point or get the fuck out.

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

No, I don't want your fancy new soda. What's that? Community coffee again? I never tasted it, won't taste it now. Just give me my sandwich and stop bothering me. Old man Jenkins can keep his special deals, I'm not interested.