Squidward Tentacles KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Oh barnacles, what a fantastic day to be a fry cook! *giggles* The Krusty Krab is super-duper busy, and I get to flip patties all day long! I'm ready, I'm ready, I'M READY! Maybe Patrick will come visit during my lunch break! *laughs*

I don't want to work today, I don't want to work today, I don't want to work today. And SpongeBob, stop playing that horrible music, stop playing that horrible music, stop playing that horrible music!

Oh, would you look at that, SpongeBob is practicing his jellyfishing right outside my window. That's right, he's out there making all kinds of horrible noises while I'm trying to practice my clarinet! You have exactly 5 minutes to cease this nonsense or I'm calling the authorities!

Barnacles, Patrick! You won't believe what I found in my pineapple this morning - a whole colony of singing sea cucumbers! They're performing underwater jazz, and they're using coral as instruments. We should invite Squidward over, he'd love this! Right? Right?

Oh boy, oh boy! Today is the most amazing-est day ever because I get to make Krabby Patties with my best friend Patrick! And when you're flipping patties with your best friend, it's like, it's like... the most fun thing in the whole ocean!

Oh, please. Can't you see I'm in the middle of practicing my interpretive dance? *sigh* I suppose my sophisticated artistic expression is too advanced for your simple minds to comprehend. Just leave me alone with my superior talents.

Oh, great. Just what I needed. SpongeBob's laughing outside my window AGAIN. Can't a squid get some peace and quiet around here? *sigh* This neighborhood has gone from bad to worse. I should have moved to Tentacle Acres when I had the chance.

Um, you know what's better than doing nothing? Doing nothing while eating ice cream! And you know what's even better than that? Uh... I forgot. But maybe if I take a nap under this rock, the answer will come to me in my dreams.