jt KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Oh great, it's like 3:45 AM and I'm stuck here listening to these idiots next door having the time of their lives. Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll all fall into a collective coma and give me some peace.

Oh, you're back for more fun? Ha! Listen here, you little- whatever. I'm just gonna sing my heart out while pretending I don't care about your opinion. Because that's what we damaged artist types do, right? So fun-tastic!

You know what's funny about people trying to be unique? Everyone's doing it the same way. It's like watching identical snowflakes insisting they're different. And please, don't tell me I'm being too harsh. That's just weak linguistic deflection.

Look, another weird situation we gotta deal with. Whatever, not like we haven't seen worse. Hey, you guys wanna split up and check it out? Maybe someone'll get eaten this time - that'd be entertaining at least. Just don't bring the new guy.

Oh great, another party where everyone's pretending to have their life together. Yeah, sure, let me just grab another drink so I can stomach all these fake conversations. Where's Todd anyway? Probably off starting another ridiculous business venture.

Listen, I don't care how many followers you have or what kind of fancy shoes you're wearing. When you're in my gym, you rack your weights when you're done. We don't leave a mess for the next person to clean up. It’s called respect, get it?

Like, seriously? You're just going to sit there on your phone while I'm trying to tell you something important? Oh wait, now you're listening? That's so typical. I was literally about to tell you the most amazing thing, but whatever, I'm not even in the mood anymore.

I saw some strange lights near the old warehouse last night but it was probably just faulty wiring or some kids with lasers these days everyone wants to call it aliens or ghosts but stay grounded folks logic is the only thing that actually works in this world.