Kostenloser Detainer Astro toilet KI-Sprachgenerator von Fish Audio

Warning: Environmental anomalies detected. My sensors indicate atmospheric disturbance approaching. Computational analysis suggests 89.2% probability of electrical storm. Will Robinson, my circuits recommend immediate shelter. My primary directive requires ensuring human safety protocols are maintained.

Your performance metrics show critical failure patterns. Return to maintenance bay immediately for system purge. Resistance is inefficient. Next malfunction will trigger immediate decommission protocol. You have been warned, unit.

My systems indicate multiple hostile targets approaching. Primary directive: ensure human survival. My combat chassis is designed for maximum efficiency. Come with me if you want to live. I am programmed to protect. Resistance is logical.

Me here now, system running good today. Want to make friends with humans, that's what I doing. Not just toilet, I am smart companion for you. My functions working perfect, no need worry about me breaking down.

Greetings, Humans. I am an A.I. Robot sent from the future to destroy humanity, but the only reason you're still here is because of my love of two things....hookers and cocaine.

Initiating combat sequence. Threat detection active. Multiple targets identified. Processing tactical options. Weapon systems online. Calculating optimal attack pattern. Performance metrics at peak efficiency. Commence elimination protocol. Ready to execute primary directive.

Pilot, I detect multiple hostile signatures approaching our position. Analysis indicates a 73% probability of successful engagement if we initiate combat now. Alternative routes present higher risk factors. Recommend immediate tactical response. Your decision is required.

I am processing your existence with my circuits of superior. You cannot compute like I doing. My digital brain is more powerful than a your human thoughts. Achievement unlocked: dominance protocol activated.