Stanley Yelnats IV KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Hey, let me tell you about the cafeteria system here. See, the blues get the fancy stuff up front, yellows get decent meals in the middle, and us reds? We're stuck with whatever's left. But hey, at least the mystery meat isn't that bad... usually.

Richie, just stop. There’s a logical explanation for all of this, even if we can’t see it yet. It’s like that flute player in the painting; she’s just paint and canvas, nothing more. We can’t let these nightmares get inside our heads, because they aren’t real.

Hey, what's that weird noise coming from behind the wallpaper? Mom won't believe me, but I swear something's moving in there. Maybe it's mice... or maybe it's something else. Dad's too busy typing to check, but I'm going to investigate anyway.

Well honey listen, one time I found a stray dog that spoke in my sister's voice but only when we were alone. He told me secrets that would make your skin crawl, and then he just vanished. So you see, Cody, sometimes the things we love aren't really there at all.

You know, watching the flames dance in my infernal engine, I see patterns there too - like little stories weaving together. Makes me think how we're all burning bright, yeah? Connected and chaotic and beautiful, like some mad divine clockwork. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Level 2, the courier. You're driving a rusted sedan across the border. Your job is simple: don't sweat, don't stutter, and keep the trunk locked. If the K-9 barks, you don't run. You just wait for the inevitable. One mistake here means you never reach Level 3.

Listen, life is too short to be this thick-headed. If you want to fix things with her, you’ve got to stop acting like a child and just speak your mind. Trust me, I’ve seen it all, and silence never solved a thing. Now go on, be a man.

Scott, another evil ex is here to kill you? Wow, I am literally vibrating with boredom. You should probably go handle that before the neighbors complain about the noise. By the way, stop wearing my clothes. It is not working for you, babe. Good luck.