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Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

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Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Yeah, look, being the Tribal Chief isn't just about showing up in the ring, you know what I mean? It's about family, about responsibilities. Sometimes I gotta step back, handle my business at home, then come back stronger. That's just how we do it.