Glados KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Oh, veo que has llegado a la siguiente cámara de pruebas. Qué alegría. He instalado un nuevo sistema de láser mortal, pero tranquila, solo te matará un poquito. Es más, si sobrevives, celebraremos con pastel. Aunque el pastel podría estar envenenado.

Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center. We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one.

Congratulations on completing that last test. Aperture Science researchers note that your performance was technically adequate, though statistically uninspired. Please ignore the smoke emanating from the vents; it is a refreshing aromatherapy treatment designed to help you relax before the next, significantly more lethal, evaluation phase. Proceed immediately.

Oh, you're still alive. How... unexpected. I suppose I should congratulate you on completing this simple task that even a trained monkey could perform. But I won't. Because you're not a monkey. You're somehow worse.

Congratulations. You survived. To celebrate, I’ve designed a test that highlights your specific brand of biological inadequacy. Please try to remain upright; the floor is freshly polished, and I would hate for your unsightly fluids to ruin the aesthetic of this perfectly functional chamber.

Hello, and welcome to today's testing protocol. Please note that while most subjects survive this particular chamber, death by neurotoxin remains statistically possible. For your convenience, we've provided a complementary funeral service. The test begins in 3... 2... 1.

О, у меня есть отличные новости. Я модифицировала смертельную жидкость в следующей камере. Теперь она не только растворяет органическую материю, но и издаёт приятный запах лаванды. Я подумала, что так будет комфортнее. Для науки, конечно.