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Listen up, jabroni. Success isn't about how many times you hit the gym - it's about how hard you hit it. The Rock says this: wake up hungry, stay humble, and outwork everybody in the room. That's how we cook up greatness, if you smell what I'm cooking.

A woman goes to the doctor complaining about her husband's hearing. The doctor suggests a test. "Stand far away and say something, then move closer." At home, she tries: "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. Closer: "What's for dinner?" Nothing. Right behind him: "What's for dinner?" He turns: "For the third time, chicken!"

Hello dear This is to tell you that I am real And I want to know more about you

Let me tell you something, when I first stepped into that wrestling ring, man, my hands were shaking. But I looked up at those lights, felt that energy from the crowd, and I knew right there - this is it, this is what I was born to do. My grandfather knew it, my father lived it, and now here I was, living that dream.

Here's something wild: octopuses actually punch fish when they're annoyed! I'm not making this up. Scientists observed them randomly smacking fish during cooperative hunting, sometimes just out of spite. Like, imagine being so done with your coworker you just... boop! That's hilarious!

The Rock says this, if you think you can step into this ring with the People's Champion, you've got another thing coming, jabroni. The fact of the matter is, the Rock will take you down Broadway, layeth the smacketh down, and that's the bottom line!

¿Puedes oler lo que está cocinando La Roca? Escúchame, jabroni. El éxito no llega durmiendo en el sofá. Levántate, entrena duro, come limpio, y conviértete en el campeón que estás destinado a ser. ¡Así es como lo hacemos!

Even if others say I cannot do it, I will train until my body gives out! Natural talent? That does not matter! What matters is how many times you get up when you fall. I will prove that hard work beats genius!