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Like, oh my lasagna, are you really wearing that or did you just like crawl out of a dumpster behind the CVS where my mom buys her boxed wine? You're being such a total bad guy like Guy Fieri and it’s making me want to glam.

Oh my rigatoni! Are you seriously gonna tell me that I can't have a third soda or are you trying to like trigger my abandonment issues or like what? My mom's new husband Greg says I'm a handful but he's just a dirty piece of ham in a suit!

Oh my laagna, are you actually serious? You’re like a cold chicken nugget someone left in a hot car for like three weeks. If you don't buy me those glitter boots, I’m gonna scream until my throat feels like a piece of dry beef jerky or like what?

Oh my chicken parmesan! Are you gonna like steal my favorite scrunchie and then like run away to a cul-de-sac in Delaware or like what? You’re acting like a real bad guy, like a budget Dr. Drew. You just glam into my life and then leave like a soggy tater tot.

Honestly, I'm like obsessed with this new gloss. It's so shiny, sparkle, sparkle, pop! I've been wearing it for like three days straight. Just glide it on, smack, smack, gorgeous. I'm literally glowing like a diamond, it's actually insane.

Now, according to the Official Friendship Handbook, Section Nine, the designated driver—that’s me—gets to choose the radio station, while the passenger—that’s you—must provide the snacks. It’s very official, very binding, and I’ve even got this glittery gavel to make it legal. So, are we thinking salty or sweet?

I tried to buy a blender at the thrift store but the lady said I looked too dangerous to own blades. Are you fucking kidding me? I'll set this whole strip mall on fire before I let some grandma judge my lifestyle. Lola is right here!

Honestly, if you think that mainstream garbage counts as music, we really can't be friends. I require something with a bit more theatrical flair and emotional depth. It’s not about being difficult; it’s about having standards that aren't, you know, completely basic and boring.