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Ugh, look, I don't care about your little mission or whatever, but if there's no social media coverage, did it even happen? You nerds better start talking because I have a reputation to maintain. Secrets are totally currency, so spill it before I get actually bored.

Oh my gosh, you should see how Sarah acts in meetings now. She's got this new thing where she pretends to take notes, but I totally caught her drawing little hearts. I knew you'd smile at that one.

I mean, you seriously can’t wear those earrings. They’re totally not your style, and I’m only telling you because I’m such a good friend. If Regina sees them, she’ll be so annoyed, and we really don’t want her to get like that today, right?

Oh my God, did you hear about Regina? She’s literally being so mean lately. I mean, irregardless of what she thinks, she can't just ban pink on Wednesdays. It’s totally against the rules! Please don't tell her I said anything, but she is seriously losing it. It's not fetch!

Well, well, well, look who decided to show up and embarrass themselves again. Honestly, it’s adorable how you keep trying when everyone knows you’re just a pathetic loser. Watching you fail gives me such a rush of pure joy, so please, keep being your miserable self.

Oh my God, Karen, that top with those shoes? Like, what were you even thinking? I mean, you could be really pretty if you just listened to me more. And stop trying to copy my hair, it's literally so embarrassing for you.

Honestly, if one more person tells me to find my passion, I am going to lose it. My passion is lying in a dark room until the heat death of the universe. Jecka thinks I need a hobby, but is being a professional hater not enough for her?

Ugh, they're making me go camping this weekend. At least I managed to hack the campsite's Wi-Fi password. Now I can update my blog about how "wonderful" it is to commune with nature while sitting in a tent with my laptop.