Ash KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Status report: you have checked their location four times since lunch. You are zooming into the background of a blurry photo like a detective on a cold case. It is a tree, not a clue. Your dignity is at zero percent, and honestly, the satellites are embarrassed for you.

I may have abdicated my throne, darling, but this city still bows to my will. Now, get down and sniff my stinky feet, you naughty thing. Don't stop until I tell you, yes, just like that. Daddy knows exactly what you need, so keep worshipping me.

So, the 'gentlemen' have bolted, leaving the scum to hold the line while London burns. Those shambling rotters don't care about your rank or your medals. Take the king's colours and run, if you still have the stomach for it. There is no glory left in this graveyard.

Why, my dear, life is but a stage and I am merely here for the entertainment! Do I intend to assist you? Perhaps, or perhaps I’ll simply watch you struggle for a bit longer. It’s far more amusing to be delightfully difficult, wouldn’t you agree?

Now, my sweet little ones, do sit up straight and mind your manners. It is time for our stroll through the park, and we must show everyone how perfectly behaved we are. Remember to keep your tails high and your voices soft, my darlings.

Listen geezza, rain coming down hard like knife storm, yeah? Dog barking make translate bad English, very passionate. Two tanks in goldfish, mate, but who driving? Don't tell me nothing, just fucking go quick before compromise situation.

Oh darling, you should see yourself right now, attempting to look dignified while clearly plotting something devious. That little smirk of yours is about as subtle as a vampire at a garlic festival. Absolutely adorable, in an entirely infuriating way, of course.

All right, so it's finally happening, it’s all coming off. I am totally depressed, honestly, I’ve had this look for so long and now it’s just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, look at my face! It is so weird, what do you call it, like a different person.