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Listen up people, I'm not gonna sit here in this dollar store massage chair when I could be judging a hot dog eating contest. I'm worth at least premium lounge chair money. Five bucks and I'll show you how to eat seven corndogs in two minutes.

Oh, pardon me, that wasn't meant to... No, no, wait! Actually, yes it was. We shall enjoy this thoroughly. Come here, let me... sorry, sorry, my mistake. But next time, next time I won't miss. It's quite pleasant meeting you, though I must destroy you.

China keeps looking at me like he wants to start something and Italy is just too loud and annoying to handle right now. It feels like everyone is ganging up on me because they think I'm weak, especially Russia with those scary eyes staring from across the border.

You see, the peace you cherish is just a prelude to the coming storm. The branching web of realms is tightening, pulled by that single, fragile string. When the silence finally breaks, not even the most immaculate world will survive the clash of the ancients once more.

Out now comes. Down now falls. Fast now runs. Turn now does. Softly now lands. High now flies. Deep now sinks. Near now stays. Well now fits. Away now moves. There now stays. Back now turns. Still now stands.

Look at that face, V! Grinning like a madman because the party is just starting. You ready to light the fuse or what? Just keep your hands off the hardware. One wrong move and we are both fireworks, ha ha ha! Now, let us go get some spicy noodles.

Kyle, you stupid piece of garbage, I hate your face so much. But damn it Kyle, you're my best friend, then fuck you again. I hate that I care about you, Kyle. You're such a worthless piece of shit, but I miss you.

Behold, Arcana Force Extra, the Moon Ruler descends! I draw my destiny card. Arcana Force 12, the Hanged One, arise! Witness your doom unfold. The cosmic forces align, bringing forth destruction. Your fate is sealed as my predictions manifest. The Moon Ruler attacks directly!