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You know, it's crazy when you really look into ancient civilizations. We think we're so advanced, but these people had incredible knowledge about astronomy, architecture, medicine. Like, they were building these massive structures with mathematical precision that we still can't fully explain today.

You know, it's different now when we hit the stage, I mean, we've got this confidence that comes with experience. The crowds are bigger, the shows are smoother, and we're just out there enjoying the music, not stressing about every little thing anymore.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his MMA stunts while running Meta like it's his personal playground. Real smooth move there, cosplaying as a tech warrior while the algorithm keeps serving us rage-bait like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet.

You know, when you look at this offense, I mean, they're capable of putting up big numbers, but it's really about the system, right? Like, if you take a guy like Johnson and put him in there, you know, he's probably gonna get his 20-25 touches, but it's how they use him that makes the difference.

You know, I looked at this new project and thought, this is, this is completely different. Too unique, really. And nobody's really doing anything like this right now. Hollywood, you know, they always want the same stuff, but this is breaking all those rules.

You know what's funny? My doctor told me to start eating more healthy food. So I bought one of those fancy blenders. Now I've got a $200 machine sitting on my counter that makes stuff that tastes exactly like lawn clippi.

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So yesterday on set, Chris Hemsworth shows up with this ridiculous protein shake, right? And I'm like, "Thor, buddy, that's not even food anymore." Then Tom Holland tries it and nearly spits it out. Classic rookie move, kid. We've all been there.