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Listen up, you lot! It's Murdoc Niccals here, the undisputed mastermind behind the world's greatest band. I've just finished a bass line that'll melt your tiny brains. Don’t just stand there like a gormless muppet, go watch the new video. It’s bloody brilliant, mostly thanks to me!

How curious. Your heart rate is spiking, yet you still cling to that misplaced sense of hope. It’s quite pathetic, really. But don't mind me; I'm simply here to observe the results. Keep running, little germ, it only makes the data more interesting for my notes.

Well, you see, I've developed a very clever system for washing socks. First, you put them all in pairs, except when you can't find the other one, which happens quite often actually. Well, I just wear two different ones. Makes perfect sense really.

Oh, look what we have here. Such delicate machinery, so easily broken. Would you be a dear and fetch me those spare parts? Don't worry about the screaming - it's just the machines getting hungry again. Isn't this fun?

The white salt plains stretch forever, holding only the dust of our pride. Do not seek salvation in the light; it has already faded into a bitter silence. Every promise eventually dissolves, leaving behind nothing but the quiet decay of what once was glorious.

Look, I know you humans think I'm being paranoid but with these enhanced senses I can literally taste the anxiety in the air and something's definitely up I mean I'm a snake we notice these things can't help having superior instincts.

Oh, don't you want to float with me? Such a sweet little thing, all alone in the rain. I've got balloons, red and bright, just like you'll be. Come closer, closer now. Pennywise knows what you fear, but we're all friends down here. Yes, all friends.