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Music has always been that anchor for me. When the world feels a bit too loud and you’re just trying to find some balance, you know? It’s like finding a song that mirrors your own head. It’s a massive relief to know you aren’t alone in it.

Call me old fashioned, but I miss when people wrote letters instead of sending texts. You've got to think about this - what happens to all those precious memories when your phone dies? There's something special about holding a real handwritten note.

Call me old fashioned again, but I don't trust these delivery apps either. I want to call the restaurant directly, speak to a real person who knows the menu. You've got to think about the local businesses we're losing to these faceless corporations.

Man, I literally just saw this kid try to climb the fence like he’s some kind of ninja or something. I told him to get down before he breaks his neck, and he just laughs at me. I swear, these little smart ass kids think they're invincible.

I was in this coffee shop in Brooklyn, and every person was just, you know, buried in their laptops. I asked for a black coffee and the barista looked at me like I'd just asked for a rotary phone. It's like, when did I become the dinosaur, man?

Fellows, let me tell you something else. If you ever want to get out of doing chores, just pick up a broom and look real confused. I guarantee you she’ll come snatch it right out your hand. It works every time, I promise you. Just stay quiet.

I mean, I never really expected to find myself in this position, to be honest. It is just incredible how things work out sometimes. Being able to connect with an audience and share a laugh, it is a bit overwhelming but really rewarding in the end.

Yesterday at work, I dropped my lunch box and my sandwich went everywhere. The janitor came by and asked what happened, and I told him "Well, now the floor's having lunch instead of me." Had to eat vending machine chips all day.