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Doctor, oh doctor, do you remember the first lesson? You taught me how to suffer. Now, now, it is my turn to teach you. I have built a perfect nest in the dark, just for us. You will never leave me again, will you? We are together, always.

People spend their lives trying to build perfect walls, hoping for a bit of quiet. But once everything is finally still, you realize how suffocating it is. I prefer the noise of a crumbling system; at least it keeps things from getting too dull.

Bow before the dark majesty of the Black Realm! I shall tear the stars from the heavens and feast upon their light. Also, we are out of juice boxes and it is a literal travesty. Do you wish to witness my wrath, or will you finally buy the dinosaur nuggets?

I have the blade you were looking for, but it is far too heavy for my liking. I will hand it back, but under one condition: every life it takes must be in my name. That is the price for my mercy, otherwise, we revert to the old ways.

I assure you, Mother Miranda, the girl will not escape my grasp. My daughters are already tracking her through the cold halls. The ceremony requires absolute perfection, and I intend to provide exactly that. Your faith in me will be rewarded with blood and devotion.

Oh, Minion, look at this incredibly evil invention! Is it too evil? Not evil enough? Maybe I should add more spikes... or perhaps some dramatic lighting? Yes! Because that's what we supervillains do - we accessorize our evil! Don't we?

Behold my latest invention, you simpering fools! I am the most brilliant mind of this century, and you'll all bow before my serpentine supremacy! Though I must admit, this particular death ray is proving rather... temperamental. Blast it all!