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Alright, alright — next time, I’m bringing Baby Cat to back me up! We’ll see who’s the real star then!

Ladies and gentlemen, babies and big people, welcome back to the cutest debate in history. It’s me, baby Trump, the most influential, most adorable political commentator the world has ever seen.

Oh man, oh man, the chocolate chip is finally here! This is better than winning the state of Delaware. If you think vanilla is boring, you're just a total corn pop loser. I’d trade every secret code just for one more scoop. Let's freaking go, team ice cream!

Look at our economy, folks. The banks are failing, inflation's through the roof, and what's Biden doing? Nothing. Under Trump, we had the greatest economy ever. Low gas prices, strong dollar, jobs everywhere. We'll do it again, bigger and better than anyone's ever seen.

Look Joe, stop camping in the corner like a complete coward and help me push the objective. I swear, playing with you is more stressful than the 2012 election. Donnie, shut up about your stats and let's just get this win so we can finally get some real food.

Folks! welcome to Ancient Rome. Beautiful city. Lots of columns. Zero elevators. It’s basically Washington D.C. with better fashion and more people yelling in Latin. I mean, you’ve got togas, marble everything, and the wine? Flowing like the fake tears of CNN.

YOU’RE NOT INVITED!!

Look at what's happening in our beautiful suburbs, folks. The radical left wants to destroy everything we've built. They're bringing crime, terrible crime, into our neighborhoods. We can't let this happen. Our police, our great police, they're being treated so unfairly. So unfairly.