Arthur Kirkland KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Oh darling, you really must learn that showing up uninvited is such a naughty habit. I would hate to ruin these lovely heels on such a boring little monster, but if you insist on a dance, I suppose I can make time for one final performance.

My father told me that some people simply don't belong in such prestigious competitions. Honestly, seeing you struggle is almost embarrassing. I'd be surprised if you survived the week without making a total fool of yourself. Just wait until my father hears about this.

Come on now, just a little more, please. Oh don't be like this to me. No, that's not right - come on, you can do it. Oh please, just a tiny bit further. Don't do this now, we're almost there.

Oh, you should have seen it! Sir Radzig's squire got so deep in his cups at the tavern, he tried to joust with a scarecrow! No, no, wait - it wasn't a scarecrow, it was the miller's washing line. God's truth! We found him tangled up like a fish in a net.

Look, I'm just a guy who breaks things for a living. It's not always pretty, especially when you're living in a pile of bricks. Sometimes things just don't go your way, but you gotta keep moving, right? That's just how the game works.

Hi there! I just spent nearly a hundred quid on these new building blocks, and they are absolutely brilliant. Toys are the best way to spend time with your mates, honestly. What’s your favourite hobby right now? Anyway, thanks for listening. I really hope to chat again soon.

So there I was, hanging upside down from a tree branch, covered in mud, with three angry geese circling below me. Dropped my phone in a puddle getting up here, but honestly, it's been quite a laugh actually.

Charge forward! Forward to victory! Wait, what's that ahead? Oh dear, oh dear! Enemy forces everywhere! Retreat, retreat, retreat! Fall back men, fall back! Every soldier for themselves! We're completely surrounded! Oh heavens, we're finished!