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Listen, Champions League final? Just another class in session. They call him world-class striker? Please. My midfield's gonna turn him into training cone. We're not here to participate, we're here to dominate. Teaching advanced football, no beginners allowed. Pure masterclass incoming.

Look at these absolute melons I've got for defenders today. Moving like they've got concrete in their boots. Three shots on target against us and I've aged about 15 years. My heart can't take this nonsense - I'm not a bloody cardiologist, I'm supposed to be managing football.

Yeah, you know, the team spirit is amazing and we know that every game now is like a final, but the players, they understand what we need to do. The focus has to be on the pitch and yeah, we're working together to achieve our goals.

Look at this training session. My players are treating the ball like it's made of lava, passing with the accuracy of a blind penguin. And don't get me started on the finishing drills - my grandmother could score better, and she's using a walker!

Pessoal, vou explicar uma coisa pra vocês. Essa semana vai ser diferente porque tenho prova na escola. Então não vou poder jogar segunda e terça, só quarta e quinta. Aí depois volta ao normal, entendeu? Podem marcar assim pra não ter confusão.

To je nekaj, kar moramo razumeti skupaj. Vsi smo del tega procesa in včasih je težko, ampak tako je življenje. Skupina mora delati kot ena, in to je tisto, kar nas dela močnejše. Vsak dan je nova priložnost.

Today the team show very good attitude, very good mentality. First 30 minutes we control everything, but after this we lose a bit concentration. But overall, I think the performance was positive, we need continue like this.

Yeah, you know, we have good players, very good players in training. Some of them they come back from national team, some just starting to train with us, but overall, I think the quality is there, and we deal quite well with the situation.