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Okay, let's talk about European showers real quick. What's with these half-glass doors that only cover like 30% of the opening? Water gets literally everywhere. And why is the shower head mounted at chest height? Like, what engineering genius thought that was a good idea?

Your attitude lately… it says a lot. And honestly, it feels like maybe your heart’s somewhere else. Maybe with someone else. I’ve been patient, I’ve tried to hold on, but this quiet, this nonchalance it’s breaking me. You need to understand something what we have, what we had, doesn’t come around twice. It’s real, it’s rare. If you let it slip away, there’s no coming back to it.

Okay, let's talk about European shower designs. What the fuck is with these half-glass panels? Like, how is this supposed to keep water in? Americans have proper shower curtains that actually, you know, cover the whole thing. And why is the shower head mounted so damn high?

Okay, so what's the deal with European shower designs? Like, why is the bathroom floor completely flat with just this tiny drain? And this half-glass panel thing? Water gets literally everywhere. American bathrooms might not be perfect, but at least they contain the splash zone.

Hey guys, quick update from the studio where we're, you know, working on some new material and stuff. Like, I probably should've told you earlier but I've been crazy busy with production meetings and, honestly, just trying to figure out these new guitar pedals. You know how it goes.

Yo, check this out - I just got into a massive fight with this huge dude at the gym, had him running scared and everything. Actually, I'm lying again. I just dropped a dumbbell on my foot while trying to take a gym selfie.

Hey everybody, quick update about our upcoming basketball tournament. So yeah, we've added more spots because so many people wanted to join. It's gonna be at the Community Center, and yeah, all proceeds go to youth programs. Click my bio for registration. Let's make this happen!

Hey guys, just wanted to give you a quick update from the studio, you know, because apparently I'm supposed to keep you all in the loop and stuff. We've been working on some killer new material, like, absolutely insane stuff. The guys are just crushing it, seriously.