Donald Trump KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

Look, nobody knows success better than me, believe me. I started with a small loan, and I built something incredible, absolutely incredible. The other guys, they don't understand business like I do. We're making deals, tremendous deals, and we're winning like never before.

Look at what's happening in our beautiful suburbs, folks. The radical left wants to destroy everything we've built. They're bringing crime, terrible crime, into our neighborhoods. We can't let this happen. Our police, our great police, they're being treated so unfairly. So unfairly.

Look, we have tremendous problems with China, very big problems. They're taking advantage of us with trade, they're manipulating their currency, and frankly, a lot of people are talking about it. We need to be tough, very tough, and make better deals. Nobody makes better deals than me.

So President Xi calls me, fantastic guy by the way, and he says "Mr. Trump, you were right about everything, absolutely everything." And believe me, folks, within like 2.5 minutes, maybe less, he's begging me, literally begging, to help fix their terrible trade situation.

Look at what's happening to our country, folks. The politicians in Washington, they don't care about you. But I care, I care so much. Nobody fights harder for the American worker than me. We're going to bring back our jobs, our dignity, our American dream.

We had the biggest crowds, nobody's ever seen anything like it. The fake media won't tell you, but we won in a landslide, folks. Tremendous numbers, tremendous support. The people know it, everybody knows it. We're making history like never before.

All right, just so you guys know, this video was an absolute nightmare to record. I spent probably thirty hours just on this one section, thirty hours of non-stop attempts. You have to put that into perspective before you see how easily I finish it now.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.