Morgan KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.

So we're literally in the middle of putting this whole thing together, and I can't even tell you how excited I am. Obviously there's going to be some amazing elements we're working on, but you'll have to wait and see what's coming.

Okay, listen up Chicago, two quick things. One, I'm coming to your city next month, get tickets on my website. Two, I want to hear your craziest ghost stories at the show. Like, bring some evidence, tell me what happened. I used to live in a haunted apartment, so this stuff fascinates me.

So we were doing this interview thing, and like, they wanted me to be super serious, you know? And I'm sitting there trying not to laugh, and the interviewer's like "can you be more sophisticated?" and I'm just thinking, is that even me? Like, I can't help being myself.

Okay, like, remember AIM? Remember when we'd spend hours picking the perfect away message? Like, that was some real stuff right there. I'm literally a genius for thinking about this. What if, what if we brought back buddy lists? Ha! Let's go check if it still exists.

Hey y'all, just wanted to let y'all know we're hitting the road this summer for some amazing shows. Got some special surprises planned for the tour, and can't wait to see all your faces out there. Been working hard on some new music too.

Hey honey it me Chris Tucker,I just want to tell you that I love you very much and and I will never do anything to hurt you

So I'm checking the room, bro, and then the lights just start flickering like crazy. I'm like, dog, we gotta get out of here now. Then there's this weird noise coming from the basement, man, whatever is down there, I'm not trying to find out, you know?