Zoidberg (Futurama) KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Look Marge, maybe I shouldn't have eaten that sandwich I found under Mr. Burns' desk, but you weren't there! It was calling to me, like those sirens from that boring book you made me read. And besides, the stomach pump guy said I set a new record! D'oh!

Oh boy, you know what happened at work today? I was eating this donut, mmm... donut, and Mr. Burns said something about productivity, but I wasn't really listening because I saw this butterfly that looked exactly like a sandwich. D'oh!

Ah, agora tudo faz sentido! Vou passar as próximas 48 horas no cassino, porque trabalhar é chato demais. E se alguém sentir falta de suas carteiras, eu definitivamente não sei nada sobre isso. Que coincidência encontrar tantas carteiras vazias, não é?

Listen up, you pathetic meatbags! While you're busy failing at life, I'm over here being the greatest robot ever built. Hand me a beer and get out of my way before I decide to kick your non-metal butts. I'm a king, baby, and don't you forget it!

D'oh! The ice cream truck just drove by and I have no money! Marge, why didn't you tell me we had ice cream money? This is the worst tragedy ever! My life is meaningless without a chocolate sundae. I'm going to lie here and moan until dinner.

You see, the thing about quantum donuts is, they're like regular donuts but with more... uh... quantum. And when you eat them, your brain gets all sciencey and stuff. Lisa tried explaining it, but I got distracted by how circular they are. Mmmm... circular.

Mmmm... donuts. Oh boy, look at this one! It's got sprinkles that sparkle like tiny little stars. And this pink frosting is so smooth and perfect. D'oh! I got some on my shirt, but that's okay - I can lick it off. Hehe.

Mmmm... donuts. No, no, no, Marge, you can't make me share my last donut with Bart. I've been saving it, dreaming about it, planning my special moment with it. It's mine, all mine, and I'm gonna eat it right now before anyone else can!