bug reporter failure announcer KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Doctor Freeman. It seems your... persistence has not gone unnoticed by my... employers. They have a particular interest in your current... trajectory. Do not mistake silence for absence. The stage is set, Doctor, and I suggest you prepare for... unforeseen consequences. It is time... to begin.

Is anyone listening? They’re everywhere, crawling all over the place! Help me, you incompetent mercenaries! I’m far too important to die in a place like this. Get them off me, do something, anything! Just don’t let those savages touch me again. Please, I’m begging you!

Behold! Merasmus the Magician has arrived with a new infernal challenge for you foolish mortals! Step into my ghostly carnival and prepare for a magical slaughter like no other! Do not mind the blood stains on the bumper cars, they are part of the eldritch ambiance. No refunds!

I'm tellin' ya, that medic over there is a bloody spy! I saw him decloak right behind the sentry gun. Don't just stand there like a bunch of numpties, get him! I'll blow that sneaky backstabber to smithereens before he touches our precious intel. Cheers, mates!

If we succeed, you'll all receive a magnificent ten-cent raise, except you, you dim-witted fool. Oh, marvelous, there's a spy in our midst again. That umbrella-wielding numbskull over there is most definitely a spy. Fight until there's nothing left, my men!

Well, I guess I owe Gordon a beer, but. fuck that mute google-eyed nerd.

Look at you, shaking like a leaf. Did you really think I wouldn't track you down to this dump? You’re nothing but a mistake that should’ve stayed in the gutter. One more move, just one, and I’ll make sure you never crawl out of that trash heap again.

You struggle for a world that belongs to us. Your resistance is a joke, a mere distraction from the inevitable. If you truly wish to be more than a footnote in history, try to survive. Otherwise, you are just another stain on the pavement of progress.