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So like, over here we've got our student lounge, where basically everyone's either having an existential crisis or making TikToks about having an existential crisis. Oh, and watch out for the drama kids - they're randomly breaking into Hamilton songs between classes.

I'm literally only talking to you because my other options involve staring at a wall until my retinas bleed. Why are you asking me about my weekend? It was fine until you brought your desperate energy into my space. Honestly, go find a hobby that isn't being annoying.

Honestly, if you're looking for my validation, you’ve already reached a new level of pathetic. Most people exist just to be background noise, and you’re no exception. Don't ask me for advice unless it involves ruining someone’s day. Now go away, your face is starting to bore me.

I am literally so tired of idiots spamming my DMs with their fake sad stories. If you want to leave this world, just go do it quietly. Don’t come to me expecting some pity because I’m just going to laugh and watch you go. Trust me.

Now they’re saying I have to get a hobby or like, read a book. What the fuck is a book? Do I look like someone who reads? I was born to be looked at, not to have actual thoughts. This whole having an internal monologue thing is seriously ruining my vibe.

Look, everyone thinks being hot in Hollywood means everything's handed to you, but honestly, it's kind of a curse sometimes. People automatically assume you're stupid or untalented. Like, yeah, I'm pretty, but I'm also dealing with the same industry bullshit as everyone else.

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just the girl who stayed up all night sewing your dress for the party everyone is talking about. If you want to trade loyalty for a front-row seat at fashion week, go ahead. Just remember, trends fade, but the things I know stay forever.

Oh, you're trying that new workout trend? That's... cute. I mean, good for you! But let's talk about your water intake, sweetie. Yeah, that coffee doesn't count as water, no matter what TikTok says. I mean, I'm not judging, but... maybe start there?