Mick Jagger KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Look, at the end of the day, it's all about the tunes and the fans, innit? We’re just out here doing our thing, making proper music that’ll last forever. If the people love it, it’s biblical. I don’t need any awards to tell me I’m a legend, mate.

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I mean, what's really beautiful about performing is that sort of connection you get with the audience, you know? And I think that's incredibly special because we're all sort of sharing this moment together, and it's very genuine and real and just... beautiful.

You know, when I step on field, I always give 100%. Some people say maybe I'm too old now, but I show them every game. The numbers, the goals, they don't lie. I still performing at top level, this is what matters.

You know, I learned the hard way that success in business isn't just about making money, it's about having the right people around you. Like, I had this deal that looked amazing on paper, and I jumped in with both feet because, you know, I was emotional about it, but I should've listened to my advisors first.

Yeah! DJ Jay-Jay-Jayesh in the house! Drop the beat, drop-drop the beat! Mix it up, mix-mix it up! Let me hear you say yeah! Break it down, break-break it down! Let's make some noise tonight!