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Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his MMA stunts while running Meta like it's his personal playground. Dude's out here cosplaying as a tech warrior while his metaverse burns money faster than a crypto bro's portfolio.

Look at Zuckerberg trying to play tough guy with his MMA stunts while doing damage control on Meta's latest privacy mess. It's like watching a robot take acting classes to convince people it's totally not harvesting their data for breakfast.

Look who's back on their social media soapbox. Zuckerberg's doing his best tech-bro impression, trying to convince everyone he's just a regular guy while pushing his metaverse fantasy like it's the second coming of the internet. Classic billionaire playbook.

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg strutting around like Silicon Valley's answer to Captain America, throwing shade at Twitter while his Meta-verse burns like a digital dumpster fire. Classic billionaire boys club theatrics.

Look who's playing social media superhero again, Zuck's over here trying to convince us his Threads app is some kind of Twitter-killer while dancing around like a tech bros' favorite puppet show host. Classic Silicon Valley savior complex in full display.

What the fuck is acid reflux? It's when your stupid stomach decides to projectile vomit acid up your throat like a drunk college student. Your dumbass sphincter muscle gets lazy as shit and lets stomach acid splash up like a broken fire hydrant. Follow Doctor Pickle for more medical bullshit.

Now Trump's claiming he invented democracy. Yeah, apparently he came up with it between building the pyramids and discovering gravity. Next week he'll probably announce that he's actually George Washington in disguise, and the powdered wig was his idea all along.

I saw some strange lights near the old warehouse last night but it was probably just faulty wiring or some kids with lasers these days everyone wants to call it aliens or ghosts but stay grounded folks logic is the only thing that actually works in this world.