Pete (Goof Troop) (Jim Cummings) KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Okay, so I was thinking about survival stuff again. And you know what's weird? Squirrels probably know more about finding food than us. Hey, remember that time I tried eating pine cones? And then Lois said that's not what squirrels actually eat. The whole thing was nuts.

Dude, I'm totally freaking out about this science project! Like, I tried mixing these chemicals, but my hand was shaking, and now the beaker's all weird colors. Oh man, your dad's gonna think I'm losing it again. What were we talking about?

Hey, is a seahorse really a horse? I tried to ride one but it was too small. Maybe if I water it, it'll grow bigger! Wait, where did I put my water? Oh wait, we're underwater. No, this is Patrick!

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Now listen here, sugar buns, I've prepared a nice healthy dinner and you're going to eat it. No more of those greasy takeouts! And don't give me that look - it's for your own good, sweetie. A growing boy needs proper nutrition.

Hey, hey, guess what? I've got this super amazing plan to save everybody! We'll use my special rope swing, and whoosh - right over the bad guys' heads! Don't worry, daddy, I've done this like a million times in my head! It's gonna work perfect!

Dude, check this out - I was trying to count my fingers but got stuck at seven, or was it eight? Oh man, is that a cloud shaped like a calculator? No way, can't look at that! Hey, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, numbers are totally freaking me out today!