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You know, I had this guy call me about installing a fence, yeah. He's like, "How much?" Without seeing it, I say probably 8000. Three weeks later, he's still calling, wanting an exact quote. I'm like, you're 45 minutes away, when I get time, I'll come look.

So I'm standing in line at the gas station yesterday and this person in front of me starts going off about how the coffee machine ain't gender neutral or something. I just wanted my morning coffee, y'all. Can't make this stuff up these days.

Look, I, I mean, I was thinking about this whole situation, you know? I, I don't understand why we're... Listen, I've been here, I've been there, and I, I mean, America's still the greatest country. If you don't like it, I mean, seriously, what are we even talking about?

Phil, yeah, I'm not sure about that one, in behalf of what you said before, I don't know exactly what that is am, yes, let me check. What can I help you with again, Phil? I'm already looking into that for you, yeah.

Now listen, I am just a man with some common sense, but why are we paying double for groceries while they tell us everything is great? It does not take a genius to see we are being sold a load of junk. We need to wake up and see the truth.

I was walking around the city recently and I just felt so out of place, you know? Like, everything’s changing so fast and I’m just standing there wondering when I became the old guy. It’s wild how much the world shifts when you aren't looking, honestly.

Hey there, I'm looking for someone to help out with my yard, it's getting a bit wild lately. My last gardener stopped showing up without notice and now the weeds are taking over. It's a small space, so it shouldn't take too long to fix up.

Look what I found in his room today, my phone charger, three screwdrivers from my toolbox, and what's this? My good work gloves. Every time I need something, it's up there with his collection of random stuff he's been taking.