Matt KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen baby, if you’re tired of sitting through another boring family dinner hearing about your cousin’s engagement, just come see me on tour. I’m hitting a city near you very soon, telling jokes that’ll probably get me cancelled. Grab those tickets on my website right now, let’s go.

Just wrapped up an amazing show in Boston, man. The energy in that room was absolutely insane. Thank you to everyone who came out, bought merch, and made this night special. Weird how every crowd has their own personality, but that's what makes this so fun.

You guys, I am beyond excited to finally show you what we've been working on. This place is super eerie and honestly feels like something straight out of a horror movie. Stay tuned because we’re about to dive deep into some incredible paranormal investigations very soon!

Listen, Ohio, I’m finally coming home! We’re doing the show on April 12th at the funny bone. That’s April 12th, guys. I need that hometown energy to be off the charts because you know I love you the most. Tickets are on my website now, so don't miss out!

Listen I'm doing this show next Saturday at this amazing venue downtown and I know parking is always a nightmare but here's what you do get there early grab dinner nearby maybe have a drink and then boom you're right there ready to go no stress.

You know what's funny? People see me posting these perfect Instagram photos and they're like "Your life must be amazing!" Meanwhile, I'm having a panic attack in my bathroom because I can't decide if my therapist actually likes me or just tolerates me for the money.

Listen, I’m coming back to Chicago and I’m beyond excited. People ask why I love it so much with the wind and the cold, but I don’t give a damn about the weather. I love the crowds, the food, and the energy. It’s gonna be wild, let’s go!

Listen, I’m heading to Chicago next week and I cannot wait. Honestly, I don't give a shit about the cold or the traffic; the crowds there are just on another level. People always ask why I keep going back, but if you’ve been there, you fucking get it.