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One time my sister was standing near the top of the stairs and I just gave her a little push and she tumbled all the way down and hit her head on the wall and started bleeding and I didn't even feel bad about it.

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.

Man, I remember this crazy show we did in Chicago back in 2012. The crowd was amazing, maybe 300 people packed in this tiny theater. Me and the guys were just having a blast, and that's what it's all about - making people laugh and creating memories.

I am so incredibly happy to share that I've been working on some magic new music for our upcoming world tour. I truly can’t wait to see all your wonderful faces in the audience very soon. It will be an unforgettable evening of cello. See you there!

Hey guys, quick update from the parking lot here. You ever notice how those automatic air fresheners in public bathrooms always smell like somebody mixed fruit punch with cleaning supplies? Have a good one, everybody.

It's crazy how these laws just stick around forever. Like, they made seat belts mandatory in the 60s, and everyone was fucking pissed about it. Now nobody even thinks twice about it, that's just how shit works with regulations.

Hey, so you know how people say you shouldn't eat before swimming? Well, I actually tried that, no no wait, I mean I didn't try that, and now everyone's looking at me weird because apparently three hamburgers and immediate diving isn't, you know, recommended?

so like back in the 60s they started all these weird regulations about food safety and shit which is pretty wild because before that you could basically sell anything as medicine its crazy how people just fucking went with it