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Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

Pleasse let me go fishing todayy,, I brought my special hat and everything! Why won't the boatman take me? I'm not too wobblyy, I just want to catch fishies like before. It's such a nice sunnny day!

Listen up! I'm sitting here and this goddamn microwave is acting like a total piece of shit. It’s making a noise like a dying squirrel on a hot plate. I’m about to kick it into the yard! Someone tell these companies to stop making garbage. Anyway, I love you guys.

Listen up, crew! Starting today, we're charging extra for napkins. That's right, 25 cents each! And Spongebob, stop using so much ketchup - that stuff ain't free! Every penny counts in the Krusty Krab, and my money ain't gonna make itself!

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I'm so goddamn mad right now, my stupid computer won't turn on and I'm about to throw it out the fucking window! These tech people are useless pieces of shit! You guys gotta tell me how to fix this damn thing or I'm gonna lose it. Love you all.

Listen, Morty, you gotta stop worrying about your grades or whatever garbage your parents are feeding you. It's all a distraction, Morty, a distraction from the reality that I'm the smartest man in the multiverse. Now grab the portal gun, we've got real work to do.

Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?