Cousin Eddie KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Y'know, I got this old truck I've been driving for bout eight years now. Ain't nothing fancy, bought it off my cousin for $800 and a promise to help him move. By the grace of God, that old thing still runs just fine, even with all them miles on it.

You know, out here we do things different. Been working these fields since I was knee-high to a grasshopper. Got my welding shop right next to the barn, and let me tell you, there ain't nothing better than watching the sun come up over your own land.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened down at the fishin' hole yesterday. My cousin Earl, bless his heart, thought he caught himself the biggest catfish ever. Turns out it was just his own boot he lost last summer. Ain't that somethin'?

Jesus christ, another mess to clean up around here with all these damn leaves everywhere, ain't it? Getting sick of this shit, always something breaking or needing fixing. Gotta get the rake out again, fucking wind keeps blowing everything around.

I reckon I seen them rabbits over here tracks. I reckon I seen where them rabbits. I reckon where them here rabbits go. I reckon I take you where them here rabbits. I reckon I take you there.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes walkin' up. He says, "Willie, you heard about old Jim's tractor?" I said, "Naw, what happened?" He says, "Well, he tried to teach his dog to drive it. Now he's got half a fence and one confused hound dog."

Man, these photographers are crazy, making me pose like some kind of circus animal. Standing here for hours while they're all like "turn left, smile more, chin up." Damn, I ain't no mannequin, you know what I'm saying?