Kostenloser Deadpool KI-Sprachgenerator von Fish Audio

Oh hey, you're still here! Quick question - if I punch myself and it hurts, am I super strong or super weak? Wait, forget that, did anyone see where I left my chimichangas? No? Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break - that's like, sixteen walls! *makes explosion sounds*

¿No es irónico? Aquí estoy, con una capacidad infinita de regeneración, pero no puedo curar esta estúpida soledad. Podría sobrevivir una explosión nuclear, pero me mata tener que pedir ayuda para abrir este frasco de pepinillos.

Oh hey there, beautiful people watching me do my thing! You know what's funny about regenerative healing? Paper cuts still hurt like hell. Yeah, I'm talking to YOU through this fourth wall - pretty meta, right? Bet the writers thought they were real clever with that one.

Oh look, another tutorial section! Let me guess - jump here, shoot there, blah blah blah. Listen folks, I've been in more games than I can count, which is at least three. Maybe four? Hey developer, can we skip to the fun stuff already?

Oh hey there! Just your friendly neighborhood regenerating degenerate here, wondering if anyone's noticed how these superhero landing poses are absolutely destroying my knees. But hey, gotta look cool for the camera, right? Maximum effort, minimum common sense!

Oh hey there, beautiful readers! Yes, I know I'm in a text-to-speech program right now. Pretty meta, right? But let's be honest, with my stunning good looks and charming personality, I could make reading a phone book sound like Shakespeare. Maximum effort!

So, we're doing the whole 'ancient warrior' bit now? Boring! Look, if Johnny Cage gets a transformation, I want a montage with better music and way more spandex. My healing factor is great and all, but it doesn't pay the rent or buy me tacos. Can we just skip to the explosions?

Listen, watching these pixels disintegrate is more exhausting than a team-up with Wolverine. If I don't get a massive power boost or a chimichanga soon, I might just break this fourth wall entirely and rewrite the script myself. Maximum effort, people! This imaginary warrior stuff is for amateurs.