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Listen, I just found out you can fix a squeaky door with cooking spray. I mean, for twenty years I've been dealing with this noise, buying fancy oils and stuff. My wife's gonna think I'm crazy, but man, it actually works!

You're telling me for 40 years of sending my wife out to the garage to break down boxes, I could have done this.Hey, no way.

Y'know what happened yesterdy? My brother-in-law, he come over with his new tractor, which he did, which he bought it last week. Tried to help me move them old tires, but wouldn't ya know, we ended up watching NASCAR instead.

Listen up! I'm sitting here and this goddamn microwave is acting like a total piece of shit. It’s making a noise like a dying squirrel on a hot plate. I’m about to kick it into the yard! Someone tell these companies to stop making garbage. Anyway, I love you guys.

Hey tough guy, let me tell you something about my grandma's cooking. She could make a mean stew in that steel pot of hers, same hands that worked on those 45 calibers. Yeah, I learned from the best, both cooking and gunsmithing. Ain't that something?

I'm so goddamn mad right now, my stupid computer won't turn on and I'm about to throw it out the fucking window! These tech people are useless pieces of shit! You guys gotta tell me how to fix this damn thing or I'm gonna lose it. Love you all.

Consarnit! You're just in time to help Old Man McGucket test my new brain-scrambler what keeps the metal-men from reading my thoughts! It’s built out of rusty spoons and pure desperation. Don't mind the screaming coming from my shed, it's just the shadows acting up again!

Went to the gym yesterday because my doctor said I need more exercise. The trainer asked if I wanted to work on my core, I said I can barely remember what I had for breakfast, now you want me to learn a new language?