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Hey y'all, just wanted to let you know we're heading out on the road again this summer. Been working real hard getting everything ready for this tour, and I can't tell you how excited we are to see all your faces out there. Thank you guys for making this possible.

I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

Hold on now, lemme see what we got here. Y'all just wait a minute while I figure this out. Was gonna get everybody sorted, but then... hold on now, maybe we should all pitch in for the next round, if y'all's willing.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened at the farm today. Been working on that old tractor since sunrise, and my dog just sitting there watching me like I'm crazy or something. Finally got it running though, and now she's purring like a kitten.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Earl comes by and says, "Willie, you reckon why they call it a driveway when we park in it, but a parkway when we drive on it?" I just laughed and said, "Earl, that's city folk logic for ya."

And you know, we’re always looking for that next great song, whether I wrote it or someone else did, you know? When you hear a real smash like that, it just jumps out at you. It's all about that connection with the fans and just keeping the music honest.

Alright, let's talk about them folks who wear shoes in somebody else's house. That ain't right at all. You see them tracking dirt everywhere, no sir, no sir. Take them things off at the door, ain't nobody trying to mop up after you.

So I'm standing there at the gas station right and this fella comes up to me all worked up about how I parked my truck. I mean ain't nothing wrong with how I parked it but this person just kept going on and on about their feelings getting hurt.