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Look who's back on Twitter doing damage control. Another tech billionaire trying to play both sides of the political fence while pretending they're some kind of free speech warrior. It's like watching a Silicon Valley remake of "Mean Girls."

Hola soy diana y me encanta ser una putita caliente ay!! quiero comer todas las vergas

Now my sister says my breathing is too aggressive during her study time so my parents bought me this special mask that filters my exhales they say it's for her anxiety but honestly I think they're just finding new ways to control my existence in this house.

So I was at this fucking restaurant last week, right? And this white lady comes up to me like "Oh my god, I love K-pop too!" I'm just sitting there eating my burger, and I'm like, what made you think I even listen to K-pop?

So this guy messages me like, "Oh, I'm totally different from other guys, I'll take you somewhere special." And you know what? We end up at, like, the same basic coffee shop everyone goes to. Like, wow, so special and different.

You know what's stupid? Adults who say they need coffee to function in the morning. Just wake up and be normal. Stop pretending you're dependent on bean water like a baby needs milk.

So here I am, trying to figure out which tiny fork is for the escargot while some duchess keeps calling me "darling." The waiter just poured something that costs more than my rent, and I'm nodding like I totally know what "vintage" means beyond thrift store finds.

O sea, no van a creer lo que me pasó, ya saben que siempre hago estos retos y todo, pero esta vez, ay no, o sea, intenté hacer este challenge que está super viral y ya ven que todos lo están haciendo, pero no me salió para nada como esperaba...