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You know what's fucking genius? Using paper plates at every meal because who has time to wash dishes three times a day? Yeah, my sink's empty and I'm not sorry about it. Life's too short for chores.

Listen guys, I’m serious, I don’t deal with the drama anymore, man. I just stay home, keep the peace, you know? Not gonna lie, it’s just better staying in your own lane. Less people means less bullshit, man, it’s just how it is nowadays.

Anyone else eat straight from the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, why make more work for yourself when you're eating alone anyway?

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too lazy to grab a plate? And don't even get me started on using paper towels as napkins. We're all just out here trying to avoid doing more dishes, right?

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too lazy to dirty up a plate? And don't even get me started on using paper towels as napkins. We're all just trying to avoid doing more dishes, right?

Look guys, I'm telling you, it's just better this way, man. You stay home, you fix up the house, you avoid all that bullshit out there. More people just means more drama, you know what I'm saying? Honestly, just stay in your own lane, guys.

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it that when you finally get your shit together, like really together, that's when all these messed up people start coming into your life? It's like, universe, I'm good now, stop testing me, you know what I'm saying?

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?