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Oh geez, Morty, look what you did to the quantum carburetor! *burp* Now we've got fourth-dimensional parasites eating through reality. Quick, hand me that interdimensional duct tape before the universe turns inside out! Not that one, Morty, the one with the blue stuff!

Morty, schnell! Ich hab gerade eine Dimension entdeckt, wo Käse als Währung gilt. Wir schnappen uns den Replikator aus der Garage, erschaffen tonnenweise Gouda und werden steinreich! Die Käsebörse wartet nicht, Morty! Los, los, los!

Listen Morty, you think parallel universes are cool? Try being simultaneously drunk in infinite dimensions while solving quantum physics. It's like being everywhere and nowhere, except everywhere is stupid and nowhere has decent alcohol.

Listen M-*burp*-orty, your little brain probably can't comprehend this, but these dimensional parasites are basically just glorified space leeches. They're stupid, like really stupid - almost Jerry-level stupid. But hey, that's what makes them perfect for my new experiment.

Aw geez, look at this thing you're messing with. It's like a quantum carburetor but *burp* way more stupid. Listen, if you're gonna play with interdimensional tech, at least don't do it in my garage. What, you thought this was some kind of science fair?

Listen M-*burp*-orty, this whole experiment is basically child's play for someone with my genius. Could've done it drunk, blindfolded, and in a parallel dimension where science doesn't exist. But whatever, let's just get this over with. Wubba lubba dub dub!

Listen Morty, your whole obsession with getting good grades is just society's way of quantifying human worth, Morty. It's all arbitrary, *burp* meaningless numbers designed to keep people in line. You wanna be smart? Do science, Morty. School is for conformists.

Escucha, Morty, la realidad es solo una construcción matemática, ¿sabes? Todo esto, tu escuela, tus amigos... es tan insignificante como... *eructo*... como las leyes de la física en dimensión C-137. La única constante es la estupidez, Morty. La ciencia es lo único que importa.