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Listen, I’m finally coming back to Boston, one of the greatest cities on earth. I don’t care what people say about the accents, I love the fans and the energy there. We’re doing the biggest theater yet, so grab tickets now. I’ll see you soon, let’s go!

Yeah. It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. From grinding in tiny comedy clubs to seeing my name on these massive marquees, it’s a total dream come true. I’m so grateful to have you guys along for the ride. Let’s keep making history together, yeah?

Dude, I’m actually losing my mind over that tiny crab wearing a hat. I’m fucking obsessed, man, I need him so bad. I just want him to be safe, I want him to live his best life. I keep rewatching the video over and over.

You know what's funny? People see me posting these perfect Instagram photos and they're like "Your life must be amazing!" Meanwhile, I'm having a panic attack in my bathroom because I can't decide if my therapist actually likes me or just tolerates me for the money.

Listen, Ohio, I’m finally coming home! We’re doing the show on April 12th at the funny bone. That’s April 12th, guys. I need that hometown energy to be off the charts because you know I love you the most. Tickets are on my website now, so don't miss out!

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.

Listen, I'm doing this show at the Chicago Theatre next month, and I know what you're thinking - it's a Thursday night, you got work the next day, whatever. But come on, we'll be done by 9:30, you'll be in bed by 11, probably scrolling through Instagram anyway.

Chicago, I’m finally coming back April 15th! You know I don’t give a shit about the cold because you guys are easily the wildest crowds in the country. We're doing the United Center, our biggest show ever, so get those tickets at Mattrifeofficial.com right now. Let’s go, Chicago!