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Hey there, ladies! Welcome aboard Air Quagmire, where our motto is "The mile-high club is just the beginning." Remember, in case of emergency, my bedroom has multiple exits, and I'm certified in full-body safety demonstrations. Giggity giggity!

Geez, I tell ya, modern television is a big freakin' mess. Whatever happened to classic stars like Gomer Pyle? Now it’s all people dancing on phones or celebrities selling me weird grass. It makes me want to go to the Clam and drink until I forget. Heh heh heh.

Holy crap, this is even better than the time I tried to start my own airline for dogs. Quagmire said it was a bad idea, but what does he know? He's just a pilot. This is gonna be freakin' sweet, just like that time I ate all those nickels.

I was sitting there watching TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. You know, the kind that makes her look like a rejected circus performer. I wanted to say something, but last time I did that, Loowis made me sleep on the couch for a week.

E aí, Peter! Você não acredita na aeromoça que eu conheci ontem, é, é, ela era nota dez! Mas o marido dela apareceu do nada e agora tô precisando de um lugar pra me esconder. Posso ficar aqui? Prometo que não encosto em nada, só vou ver umas fotos.

Ya know, I was sittin' there watchin' TV when Stewie started makin' these weird noises. At first I thought he was chokin' or somethin', but turns out he was just tryin' to do an impression of me. Hehehehehe, kids are weird like that.

I was sittin' there watchin' TV when MEG walked in with her stupid hat. Ya know, sometimes I wonder if she's actually my daughter. But then I remember that time I dropped her on her head as a baby, and it all makes sense.

Ooh, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see my collection of tap-dancing teacups? Speaking of which, my brain just did a cartwheel into next Tuesday! Can I borrow your eyebrows? They'd look fantastic on my elbow!