Dilbert (1999, Daniel Stern) KI-Stimmen-Generator von Fish Audio

In silence, we become vessels of understanding, or perhaps what I mean is that understanding becomes us. When we listen deeply enough, the boundaries between thought and thinker dissolve, like poetry becoming breath, becoming life itself.

"Ever walked out of an interview thinking it went well... but never heard back?"

Minsan naiisip ko kung bakit ganito ang tadhana natin. Sa tuwing nakikita kita, parang bumabalik lahat ng alaala. Hindi ko alam kung dapat pa bang umasa, pero ang puso ko'y hindi makakalimot. Pwede pa kaya tayong magkabalikan?

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Okay, so I'm trying to explain about this thing where... no, wait, let me start over. This is about the time when we... um... when the thing happened at school and then... oh man, why is this so hard? Let me try one more time.

You know what's worse than a Monday? A Monday without lasagna. It's practically a crime against cat-kind. I've decided that from now on, breakfast is officially canceled unless it involves extra cheese and a nap. Now, someone fetch my pillow; being this right is absolutely exhausting.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Heh heh, yeah. This is cool. I saw this thing on MTV about, like, scoring and stuff. It had these chicks in it. I need TP for my bunghole! This rules! Yeah, yeah!