Grandpa KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

You know, sitting here in my old chair, looking at these photographs... it's funny how memories work. Sometimes, Er, the smallest things bring back the biggest moments. Like that old coffee mug she always used... still can't bring myself to move it.

Back in my day, we didn't have all these fancy gadgets and expensive things. We worked hard for every penny, saved what we could, and made do with what we had. These young folks today don't understand the value of a dollar.

You know, I still remember every face from my platoon in Nam, clear as day. Some nights I sit on my porch, looking at their old photos, thinking about how young we were, how much we believed in what we were doing. Time changes everything except memories.

Look at you, sitting there like a broken clock that's right twice a day. Ain't got no sense, ain't got no direction. You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Just making excuses and whining about everything. Pathetic.

Speaking of Martha, when she found out the cruise ship didn't have her preferred brand of sparkling water, she insisted on being helicoptered to the nearest port. Cost her three thousand dollars, but she claimed it was "worth every penny."

Let me tell you my rules for first dates. Don't be late, I won't wait. Buy me dinner, I'm worth it. No phone checking, that's rude. And don't lie about your age, I already did that. I'm 95 and fabulous.

Listen closely to my words, for they drip with the poison of a thousand tortured souls. I am the nightmare that haunts your darkest dreams, the shadow that makes even the bravest hearts tremble. Death follows where I walk.

Вот смотри что за хуйня творится. Приезжаю сегодня на работу, блядь, а там эти долбоёбы опять всё перепутали. Ну что за люди, я не понимаю. Говорил же им сто раз как делать надо, а они всё по-своему хуячат.